T Says....

This morning, as I showered and tried hastily to quickly shave my legs, I looked down to find this dog...head fully in the shower, peering around the curtain to my left:


And then...there was THIS dog, peering around the curtain, head fully in the shower to my right:

And then there was this child of mine; taking a big poop directly in FRONT of said shower...stinking up the situation in a big boy kind of way, babbling on like nobody's business:



And I lamented, to no one of them in particular....wow, I wonder if I will ever shower again in complete solitude.

T says:


Well mom, that's what you get for having these two dogs!


He then farted loudly, finished his business, flushed.


I wouldn't have it any other way.